WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL SWG WEBSITE.
MADE BY LUNATICS, FOR LUNATICS.
BY GORDON LARRIGAN, CHRIS HODGES AND ANDREW BAYLY
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SQUIRRELZ WITH GUNZ- WHY?
We don't know. We are all fans of Eddie Izzard, and his strange animal routines just appeal to us. Perhaps that's due to our strange mental eccentricities (is that spelt correctly?). In other words, it's probably because we're insane. Anyway, a small grey (or red) animal with a large calibre weapon is now in control of our minds, and this website is our shrine to it. So there.
BUT WHAT HAS THE SHRINE OF AN ARMED MAMMAL GOT TO OFFER?
Lots.
YES? (QUE HAND PROMPTS...) SUCH AS?
Er... Well, for a start, there's our Tubby Torture Monthly page, where colourful childrens TV aliens get slaughtered. Each month our professional animator (me) will upload a picture depicting the inevitable demise of our fat friends. If, however, you like Halflife, and you like to edit stuff, go to the Halfife Editing pages, where you will gain knowledge in the secret art of screwing up your favourite games. All this and I still have a couple of free hours online left. Life is good.
WHAT OTHER FEATURES HAVE YOU GOT?
We have links with another sorted site, "The plains". It's a site made by insane RPG players, and a must-see if you don't value your sanity that much (well, you came here, didn't you?)
(Well, when the link works that is...)
IMPORTANT NOTE: Every time we get the chance, we log on to a random chatroom as "THE COLLECTIVE". This way, we hope to make ourselves infamous across the internet. (We'll probably be known as "the b*st*rds who ruined my chatroom by saying horrible stuff". So, if you want us to visit, and possibly cause havoc on your chatroom, or one you know, write an E-Mail with the chatroom address to "[email protected]".
This months specialities:
Star Trek chatrooms (Extreme fun, because trekkies always get annoyed with insults!)
Role Playing Games chatrooms (Especially if they are in the middle of some kind of story-type-thing, because we can terrorise them for ages, and they get really smegged off!)
Page Last Updated by Gordon Larrigan, 17:59, 1 July, 1999